The Fat Slut

So this gross guy with a woman's voice and his slutty girlfriend live behind us. Our building used to be a house and it was converted to apartments, so at the end of our hallway is a door that is just basically painted shut. Through this door, I can hear many things. A friend of mine told me that this creep is her ex and that he is a jerk and a loser. I agree, because I can hear him yelling at his girlfriend and complaining about every little thing she or someone else has done. Unfortunately, this isn't the only thing I am stuck hearing through this door. Almost EVERY EFFING DAY I hafta hear her screaming while they HAVE EFFING SEX!! I have screamed at them through this door about 10 EFFING TIMES!! I have also called the landord TWICE to complain about this. I am trying to live my life, read a book or something, or just SLEEP, and I hafta hear that?! At least if I am going to engage in, we'll say "bedroom activities," I have enough courtesy for others to BE EFFING QUIET!!!! Next time I hafta hear that crap, I'm calling the cops. That's that.