Summer is gay

Summer can blow me. Spring in NY can too. Nothing like women in slutty-ass outfits and hairy fat dudes without their shirts (or showers, but I find that the old fat hairy dudes lack showers year-round). I am made for cold weather. 50 degrees? No problem, that's t-shirt weather for me, no jacket, no sweatshirt. 40 degrees? Just a sweatshirt is more than enough. 30 degrees? Just add mittens to the sweatshirt. Done and done. Cold indoors? I can easily fix that with a sweatshirt or a blanket. Now the heat is a different thing. Hot indoors? I can't really dress down any more than SKIN!! And I certainly can't go outside wearing that! Fans can only blow so much "cool" air. Half the time it's just warm air from another part of the room or from outside. Air conditioners only go down to 62. That is NOT cool enough for comfortable indoor living during this season. In fact, 62 indoors in the WINTER is about right for me, but it needs to be cooler during the summer. I am tired of peeling myself off the wall every morning and peeling myself off chairs. The heat can blow me! I like to take a shower and have it actually be WORTH something, not need another one after I take one!! I work in a SUPPOSEDLY air-conditioned environment, but I sweat to death EVERY day, regardless of the season while I am working. Humidity can blow me too. I like to breathe AIR, not water!! I don't have gills! But I DO need oxygen!! I wish I could allow snowflakes to collect in my arm hair ANY time of the year. That feels great! I have to share a TWIN bed with Matthew, and I don't need one finger to be touching him and have that create a big sweat puddle. We don't have enough space to not have a knee or elbow touching the other person, and that results in sweat. I like to SLEEP at night, not swim!! And our poor hamsters! I like animals, especially pets, and almost all pets have fur! I don't like having to see pets suffering, mine or somebody else's. Our hamsters have been drinking a lot of water, and I wish I could do something to help them, but like my clothing removal situation, even if I shaved them, they would probably STILL be hot!! EFF YOU SPRING/SUMMER!! COME BACK SNOW, COME BACK!! I LIKE YOU!! COME AND STAY WITH ME!!