Here's some very simple wardrobe advice:
1. WEAR THE RIGHT SIZE CLOTHES. I DO NOT want to see your flub or your a$$ crack.
2. Ladies: if you wear sweatpants or pajama pants IN PUBLIC, I'm gonna just assume you're pregnant, even if you're not. Nobody wants to see fuzzy pink pants with monkeys on them on anyone over the age of 5.
3. Dudes: if you wear sweatpants or pajama pants IN PUBLIC, I'm gonna just assume you're unemployed, even if you're not. The fact that you also won't shave or get a haircut only helps this image develop in my mind. You want women to want you, right? Well I don't want you. Put some jeans on & shave your fuzz, maybe you'll actually get a second look. If you're very lucky.
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